So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
imagine ultron monologuing while the avengers are injured and unable to get up and keep fighting. there is no hope left for humanity as their last line of defense lie helpless. ultron just keeps going on and on about his plan to save humanity from themselves when we just hear a deep,…
One time my sister was over at my apartment, and when I got up to use the bathroom by the time I had gotten back she had already logged onto my computer, gotten onto Netflix and started watching Star Trek.
I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THAT PROBLEM IS I’M NOT CURRENTLY WATCHING STAR TREK!