May 2013
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
hiddlestalker:
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to...
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
I stopped to read over my letter; it is a motley mixture of fond extravagance...
– Alexander Hamilton to Elizabeth Schuyler, October 13, 1780 (via publius-esquire)
cherry619:
angelsofthelord:
mishawinsexster:
this is my favorite face dean winchester has ever made
what makes it even better is the fact that he made this face because he just killed a little naked fairy with nipples in a microwave
demigodofhoolemere:
there’s characters you love
and then there’s your babies
I'll give you free stuff
fuckyesdeadpool:
fuckyesdeadpool:
I’m cleaning out the house and selling almost everything, if you end up buying anything from me let me know you follow me and I’ll send you extra stuff. Here are some comics you might like:
23 Spideypool comics! Vintage Spiderman, old and new Deadpool, and even an issue from their team-up where this happens:
Click here for the ebay listing
220+ box of...
4 tags
I wish I grew up in the 50's.
the-fisher-queen:
alextimmons:
platonicteamugs:
summerliketheseason:
make-sweetlove:
Classy women.
Guys being gentlemen.
cute ass relationships.
Racism
Sexism
Homophobia
Illness
Segregation
Cold War
Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK
can I just point out that all those negative things...
I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at...
– Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via amstibovvered)
The past reflects eternally between two mirrors—the bright mirror of words and...
– Gregory David Roberts in “Shantaram” (via voodoosaloon)
Fans of the first film really wanted to find out what happened to Peggy...
– Hayley Atwell (via fyeahlilbit2point0)
Fuck Yes Deadpool: Why the worst Spideypool... →
fuckyesdeadpool:
dv8n666ways:
fuckyesdeadpool:
The 2013 Deadpool/Spiderman team up is being released next week (May 22nd)
We Spideypool fans look forward to these yearly team ups because it always gives us heaps of material, but as the details of this year’s were revealed things started looking grim: not only is it only 1 issue, Deadpool…
i really wanna tell the fan boys who hate on...
2 tags
marmarbinks3:
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
pilgrimkitty:
unbucaneve:
jenesaispourquoi:
professorsparklepants:
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark...
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
I Was Not Always As You See Me Now: SF Cliches... →
emir-dynamite:
SF Cliches XII: THE END The lovers are united, villain dead, Supporting players justly sorted out; Now the great work of Time can go ahead Unshadowed by a counter plot or doubt. Dismantled worlds cage suns to keep us warm, Machines theologize, and humankind Evolves into an even odder…